Funny Conversation: LOST PHONE

YM conversation between fruit and "P.H." (paris hilton hahahahaha)

PH: yo miss balenciaga.. did you study na?

F: miss balenciaga! hahahaha yeah don't study chapter 4 daw pala nothings gon come out

(PH and F talk more about their management test)

PH: fuck... i lost my phone btw

F: really? where?

PH: i dont know if embassy or somewhere.

PH: super plastered ako kagabi

F: what did u drink ba?

PH: first shot mixed of balck label, cuervo and 151

PH: tapos a shit load of vodka sprite and champagne 

PH: tapos shots pa ng 151 and tequila.. knocked out

PH: until now feel ko intoxicated parin ako

F: cool shit. super daming alch intake.

PH: NEVER AGAIN 

(ahem lets see about that... hehehehe)

PH: i dunno how i got home

F: u didn't drive ba?

PH: i drove

PH: seriously

PH: kulang kulang ung memory ko

PH: basta that one i don't remember... how i got to my car from emba

PH: tapos i fell asleep in my car

PH: pag gising ko... wala ng kotse sa parking lot.. ako nalang

PH: 4:30 am na

PH: tapos when i got home hinahanap ko phone ko.. wala na

PH: fuckin 08.08.08 MALAS

F: HAHAHAHAH oo ako sobrang malas sa mga 888 na number 

F: naiinis ako nahulog ko phone ko daming gas gas. 

PH: super man

PH: bad trip talaga

PH: super hungover ako, di ako makatayo, di ko alam pano ako nagdrive

PH: at least safe ako.. don't care about the phone

F: line ba yun?

PH: yeah..

PH: had it cut kanina

PH: feel ko natakot sakin yng operator

PH: i sounded really sabog i was cursing pa.. hahaha

PH: i was like... can u track my fuckin phone coz its still ringing

F: what time did it stop ringing?

PH: kanina lng...

PH: pucha may sumagot pa eh

PH: fuckin squatter

PH: parang may jeep pa

PH: tangina talaga

PH: if i could track it down lang tlga

F: ano sabi mo? how'd u know it was jeepneys u were hearing?

PH: like i heard jeepneys

PH: obviously squatter... tapos ang lutong mag tagalog

F: pano mag tagalog?

PH: like TANGINA KUNIN MO YUNG BASO

F: omg kakahurt malutong ako mag tagalog!

PH: not like you

PH: okay lang yan...

F: what did u hear when u heard jeepneys?

F: so funny shit ano sinabi mo sakanya?

PH: wala.. hello ako ng hello... cguro its in the bag lang

PH: tapos i was listening lang

PH: i texted...

PH: fuck you bitch.. i will hunt you down if you don't surrender my phone.. i know where you live!

F: i am so going to post this on my blog

PH: don't quote it ah.. ang sama eh.

PH: basta kasi sino naman di mapipikon!

PH: hassle sobra

hahahahahahaha good thing i didnt call this friend earlier before i knew his phone got jacked. If i did and if i heard jeepney sounds i would prolly be LOLZING and asking why he's so jologs and why i'm hearing jeepney sounds on the background!